Rx for Washington

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mr. President,

After a recent bipartisan meeting about the upcoming elections, Sen. Pat Roberts (R-KS.) criticized you for being “thin-skinned,” and suggested that you “take a Valium” before speaking to Republicans. If you need a fix in the future, I’m sure Rush Limbaugh can hook you up with a good discount (although he seems to prefer Viagra and Oxycontin). I definitely agree that you need to toughen up a bit, but I also believe the Republicans could use some ExtenZe and grow a bigger dick. Now that’s a two-party compromise I’d fully support. A topic of discussion at the next State of the Union Address, maybe? Think about it.

Sincerely,

The Badassador

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