#49. Do you swallow?

You meet your soul mate. However, there is a catch: Every three years, someone will break both of your soul mate’s collarbones with a Crescent wrench, and there is only one way you can stop this from happening: You must swallow a pill that will make every song you hear–FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE–sound as if it’s being performed by the band Nirvana. When you hear U2 on the radio, it will sound (to your ears) like it’s being played by Nirvana. If you see Lady Gaga live, every one of her songs will sound like it’s being covered by Nirvana. When you hear a commercial on TV, the jingle will sound like Nirvana. If you sing to yourself in the shower, your voice will sound like deceased Nirvana vocalist Kurt Cobain performing a cappella. Nirvana, Nirvana, Nirvana. Everything will sound like Nirvana from now and on (but it will ONLY sound this way to YOU).

Would you swallow the pill?


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